Okay, so have you ever gone crazy out of your mind because you have so many chemicals in your body from all the pills you’re taking which leave a horrible residue behind in your muscles that’s about to drive you insane from the pain? Because I have.
Have you ever wanted so badly to participate in swimming but all the chemicals that are in the pool freak you out, so you don’t swim? Because my friend has.
Introducing….(bom bom boooooooommmmm…) Advanced TRS!
Here’s the crazy backstory…it was about seven years ago that my rhomboids started to hurt. The more pharmaceuticals I threw at the pain, the more pain I was in. It started out as a dull ache, but then progressed to being a sharp sensation that felt like my rhomboids were being roasted on hot coals. Every search on the web yielded no results.
Then the Spirit posed the question, “Why don’t you fast?”
So, even with my full-blown food addiction back then, I fasted. For four days, water-only. Around day three, the pain lessened. By day four, it was gone.
I ate my first bite of food on day five, and the pain came rushing back in with a vengeance! Okay, I thought, it’s something I’m eating. But food can’t cause this kind of pain, right?
There’s something about accurately diagnosing a problem, or getting closer to diagnosing a problem, that helps you feel more confident. It may not get rid of the problem, but it helps the situation, nonetheless.
Okay…let’s google this. I can’t fast for the rest of my life.
So, I googled how to be rid of pain that no one can diagnose, and I found out about an Amazonian tree frog ceremony called Kambo.
So…I did what any self-respecting person who doesn’t want to die would. I flew six and a half hours out of my way to participate in a Kambo ceremony.
That’s how desperate I was.
I literally thought, “if this doesn’t work…there’s always suicide.”
I couldn’t think straight. It was a level 9.5 pain.
So, I participated in this awful ceremony where they burn tree frog poison into your skin. I didn’t even feel it, my rhomboids hurt so badly.
Very, VERY soon, I felt warmth traveling from the burns in my arm up to my shoulders and then down to my liver, then into my stomach. I was projectile vomiting the hardest I ever have in my entire life, for two hours…an hour and a half past the other fifteen people in the circle were.
I would literally vomit, get a gasp in, chug water, and it wouldn’t even hit my stomach before I’d vomit into my bucket some more.
I had to switch out buckets. It was pharmaceutical sludge. Literally, it tasted like chewed up aspirin.
Everyone in the circle was very VERY concerned. I was left there, moaning for an hour after the last person had moaned their last moan.
My rhomboids felt GREAT, though.
Speed up to four years, later, after I became paralyzed, after I’d been taking pharmaceuticals again, after my shoulders started hurting again, and after I’d realized I couldn’t travel to do this, and AFTER I’d ordered Kambo and (dangerously…) done it on myself several times.
In walks (or was delivered to my door), Advanced TRS.
I have not been able to survive a day without this spray for the past 3 years. I love it sooo much that I was all like, why not just become a sales person for it?
My aforementioned friend (who’s almost 90, and has swum everyday of most of his life) started hacking and coughing. I gave him a bottle—and they aren’t cheap, either.
He now orders a three pack once a month.
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So thank you, TRS. And my skin (no more scars), rhomboids (no more pain), teeth (from no barfing anymore) and life thanks you, too.
Healing with Christ 